Jokes

1.The sad moment when
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Someone copies your status and they get more likes then you ! :P

2.A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, i am afraid of widths.

3. Did u know that if u light a
Candle under the Moonlight &
U say 3 times the name of
person u love :)

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U will look really STUP!D... :D

4. I'm from Shyland and I love my country. I dislike foreigners, especially the ones from Boldistan. The Shylandic Government said they'd do something, but that was 10 years ago. They seem to be having problems getting the message across, with all the blushing and stuttering. I just don't want us to go down like Niceland. They didn't even see the problem, they just kept smiling and welcoming the Meanians whose primary goal was to invade every country in sight.

5. The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.

6. Husband - kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?
No answer
Husband asks again?
No answer
He asked again
Wife-nhi kaha aur plz ab bhokna band kro...